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Older woman / Step / Instalove Erotica

I’m a bad aunt. The kind you see on porn sites. I didn’t start out thinking that would happen until I went to visit my sister and her new family.

My sister never wanted kids, but in the end, she ended up marrying a guy with four, all older now. Only one still lived at home.

As a joke, I quite tastelessly suggested he had killed her by fucking her to death. And as luck would have it, he had already knocked her up. So there was a fight, and I was in the dog house.

The next morning I got up and had coffee and we talked. “Hey, look. I’m sorry. I had no idea.”

“I know, I’m just really hormonal. You made me feel like such a puppy machine. It’s not just you, I chew Teddy’s head off every other day,” she said.

“Teddy?”

“Ted, you met him yesterday, Jordan’s son. Fuck this pandemic. He was supposed to have gone to college back east. Now, fuck, I don’t know. But it irritates me to no end. It’s not him, he’s a good guy, really mature, picks up after himself and helps out. I feel bad.”

“Where is he?”

“In his room, playing video games. Again,” she said. “Don’t get me started.”

She was nesting. I guess that’s what they called it, and although I knew she would be a good mom, I can totally see her being an evil stepmother.

About noon, my sister was off to the doctor. I decided I was bored and knocked on the elusive Teddy’s door. Some scrambling ensued, “Hang on,” a rather exasperated, but deep and sexy voice said. Then the door opened a little. I pushed my way in.

I’m a police crime scene investigator, trained to observe. I do a lot of the scene photos and breakdowns. Walking into Teddy’s room, shit where do I start.

“Hey,” he said.

“I’m headed to the beach. Come with me.”

“I’m busy,” he said, and I looked him over. He was very handsome. I guess young guys are, but fuck, he gave me a little clit wood. I had only seen him a split second before, now he was just in shorts…

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