That One Time at The Adult Store

Humor. Humor never changes.

My lovely wife was in the back watching the CCTV so I wasn’t in a hurry to go back and help the little miss who obviously hadn’t been into an adult store before. I texted my wife and let her know of our little lady back there. Of course, I had a view of the CCTV as well under the desk, but I was too busy reading the paper and drinking my Diet Coke. I ignored the sounds of things being moved figuring she’s just looking at all the goods. And that is when my wife texted me:

“Oh God, Kota, I don’t know what to do.”

A few seconds later more texts came.

“That little blonde has pulled her shorts to the side and it looks like she’s trying the merchandise.”

Ok. That’s new. I looked down at the camera. And yes. It looked like she was sampling the vibrators. We don’t have them out for sampling. The sound I had heard was the box being opened and her turning it on and beginning to use it.

“What do I do?” Came the next message.

“Ummm, join in?” I respond, “It isn’t my turn to stop the customer this time.”

“Crap. Ok.”

I watched the camera more intently and took another sip of my Diet Coke. I was waiting to see what my lovely wife was going to do to this little perky blonde. Maybe bad cop? Concerned mother-figure? Understanding friend? She came out of the back, the blonde was deep into using it and didn’t see a thing. My wife looked at the camera and laughed making a fake orgasm face. She sneaked behind the girl and waited.

Oh wow. Was she gonna do it? The ghost tap? Just as the customer was peaking my wife tapped her on the shoulder and shouted “Boo!”

“Oh my god!” the blonde screamed as she lost control of the vibrator and dropped the control while it was still on. She fell on the ground moaning and screaming at the fright. My wife doubled over in laughter. I had to clean my front counter from the Diet Coke I spit out of my nose. It was the funniest thing I’d seen in a long time.

Needless to say, I locked the front door while my wife helped clean up the little miss and gave her a talk about etiquette at an adult toy store. We ended up comping her the toy because it looked like she really needed it and let her know that next time she needs something, she should talk to someone, not try it out in the store.

About Me

Saint Jovite Youngblood runs Youngblood’s News and believes in being welcoming but discreet. He has loved the printed word since he was a little child and wanted to be an author or journalist and instead ended up through an interesting life, here in Omaha, Nebraska working for then eventually owning this shop whom he bought from the previous owner. He believes the search is half of the fun of finding hole in the wall stores and can’t wait for you to find him!

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